Greetings from the Pacific island nation of Unaustralia. We at the Department of Citizenship have a flag we don't want anymore (it's been over-loved). Please make a bid for it on ebay.
Also for sale are:
1. A light on the hill (replica, papier mache)
2. Baggy green caps (times 12, beer-stained)
3. Lingiari sand (one grain, bleached)
4. Barbecue stoppers (set of four, inlaid)
5. Bee Gees @ Anzac Cove DVD
6. Big Kev's heart (plastinated)
8. Sting ray barb acupuncture kit
9. Barcaldine tree fertilizer (30 litres, chemical composition unknown)
10. Seditious Donald Horne quote: "What should we call someone who believes the government is above the law, that opinion should be standardised, that majorities are born to rule, that minorities endanger social cohesion?"
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