Oh dear, Robert Doyle is planning to eliminate "badly talented buskers" and "bogans" from the CBD. He also intends to re-open Swanston st to traffic.
In a 3AW interview, he explained that he will train a squad of South Yarra tattle-tales to patrol the streets of the city judging the talent of its buskers. These women will also assess whether any smelly or dishevelled pedestrians they encounter are bogans. If an individual is deemed to be a bogan, they will be arrested, taken to the newly-established Bourke st police station, beaten with rolled-up David Jones catalogues, and have the word "BOGAN" tattooed on their forehead.
While listening to Doyle's description of Stasiland Melbourne-style, Neil Mitchell was reported to have involuntarily ejaculated in his trousers.
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