Yogi Logo, the people's prophet

Most people who buy into them (and don't we all) seem to be happy. I asked the Yogi and he said this is not true. He said people are fools and cannot be told. He said that they are being used by The Brand to promote unattainable ideals. He sold me a t-shirt which read "People are Fools and Cannot be Told". The dye runs but I'm too ashamed to do anything.