Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Kevin Andrews for PM

Throughout most of his university years, Australia’s newly-elected Prime Minister was assistant to a well known Melbourne undertaker. His style was idiosyncratic. He would remove all of his clothes before dressing the day’s corpses in a variety of pantomime costumes. One of his workmates at the time alleges he tampered with the elder pauper corpses, the ones he dressed as Robert Menzies. After a lacklustre career in law and theatre restaurant acting, he made a name for himself co-designing two key Howard government policies: the Pacific Solution and WorkChoices.

2 comments:

psychodougie said...

in lieu of attending potentially uncomfortable press occasions, he has also been known to dress a corpse up as himself, with a pre-programmed set of appropriate answers piped through a well-concealed speaker.

no-one has yet been able to catch him out.

Lunar Brogue said...

Indeed. The spinning corpse...