Joe Hockey the Barbecue Clown Part I

Joe Hockey: Right, the chops are on.
Neutral Bay Battlers: Yay!
JH: Yep. And the snags.
NBB: Yay!
JH: But none of that organic muck the Birkenstock crowd prefer.
NBB: Boo! ... Yay!
JH: And beer. Fifteen slabs of full-strength Avuncular.
NBB: Yay!
JH: Yeah, but none of that nanny state herbicide the fun police prefer.
NBB: Boo! ... Yay!
JH: And look - a pinata!
NBB: ...
JH: It's Karl Marx.
NBB: ...
JH: As a pig.
NBB: Boo!
JH: Full of sugar-coated Whitlam-era shibboleths.
NBB: ... B ... Y ...
JH: Lollies.
NBB: Yay!
JH: Oh Christ, the snags are burning.