The final flattening

Too much menial housework, not enough purpose. From the lovely agitator for a beautiful revolution

Spare shapes one and two (closely resembling someone else's pictures but I can't remember who)

A bit of nonsense on Mars's Day

Characters

Princess Anne's bull terrier Dotty
Queen Elizabeth II's corgi Pharos

Scene

Sandringham estate, rear lawn

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Dotty: It's a bit grey today, isn't it?
Pharos: Yes.
Dotty: A bit dull.
Pharos: Oh, I wouldn't say dull.
Dotty: No?
Pharos: No.
Dotty: What would you say then?
Pharos: Well, it's clearly grey - as noted - but it's also bracing I would say. Mostly bracing.
Dotty: You would say?
Pharos: Yes, that is the dominant atmospheric phenomenon that is making itself apparent to me at this moment.
Dotty: Apparent?
Pharos: Indeed.
Dotty: dominant?
Pharos: Apparently.
Dotty (pause): I wouldn't say bracing.
Pharos: No?
Dotty: No.
Pharos: No, you wouldn't.
Dotty: What?
Pharos: You haven't.
Dotty: Yes. (pause) Oh, I'm so bored! It's so dull today. Pharos, let's play a game.
Pharos: All right. Will it be like the last one?
Dotty: Oh no, nothing like the last one. This one'll be much more fun.
Pharos: All right. How do we play?
Dotty: Simple. You run away like a cut* rabbit while I chase you screaming "when I catch you I'm going to rip your legs off and watch you bleed to death".
Pharos (chuckling): But of course you want actually do that.
Dotty (pause, then chuckling): Of course. So you want to get started? How about I count to five?


* I originally had 'shot rabbit' but then that didn't seem right cos a shot rabbit would probably not be running anywhere, or very far, or for very long, which would make the game not very fun. Oh god, my little dog play is going all schlock! The next change will see Dotty pouncing on Pharos with a five foot hedge trimmer in one paw and a rusty spanner in the other (both items stolen from Prince Philip's shed; Dotty's other paws being used for posture and stability).

Moustachioed monkey dreaming about an emaciated monkey with suction caps

I'm beginning to worry that every picture I draw from now on will appear to me as somehow resembling a monkey or monkeys. (For example: What's that lunarbrogue? (it'll be a house, say). That's a monkey made out of bricks. And the chimney? Its neck. So the monkey doesn't have a head? It's an abstract drawing for god's sake.)

Two melancholics (in the days before MA)

A snippet of John Keats's Ode to a Nightingale (vandalised by a juvenile faux-nihilist who thinks he's funny but who is actually not funny because he's shitting on a meisterwerk) and, below it, a complete poem by Edward Thomas. Both are taken from The New Oxford Book of English Verse. (Click to enlarge.)




* What, Tasmania?

** A sacred fountain on Mt Helicon that came into being care of a clumsy winged horse. Visited occasionally by a gaggle of water nymphs called the Muses. Pretty sure there was no shiatsu in those days, though must check this.



Somehow this is beyond flippancy.

Digital Monkeys

Monkeys

The albino was supposed to be deep

Lawrence Ferlinghetti on the midnight cowboys who scrawl on coasters and serviettes:

My poetics are totally different to something like the Ginsberg school, which is based on the idea of 'first thought, best thought' ... It is a solid concept to get the most direct transcription of your consciousness, especially if the person doing it has an original mind. Allen Ginsberg had a fascinating and genius mind and so the poetry is fascinating and genius. But when this method is laid on to thousands of students, many of whom don't have original minds, you get acres of boring poetry.

Oh god, don't anyone think that my effort a few days ago lurks in this acreage! The albino was supposed to be deep. (In a surreal sort of way, I'll admit. In fact, so unfathomably embedded in my subconscious was the pale-skinned observer that even I at the time of writing couldn't completely understand it. Still can't, actually! As I said: DEEP.) Anyway, maybe this picture'll distract the lawyers ...

Digital multisports

Multisports

Progressives, stand!

Having just re-read Clive Hamilton's Quarterly Essay What's Left? The Death of Social Democracy, I'm eager to make a comment or two. So here goes ...

First, the dramatic news: "The Australian Labor Party has served its historical purpose and will wither and die as the progressive force of Australian politics". Hamilton heaps a large portion of the blame for this on Labor's factional system. For while the factions "once served as a means of organising to promote ideas that were held passionately by their members ... [they] now divide only notionally along ideological lines. They have become vehicles for ambition and mutual support".

Hamilton makes this prediction on his way to proposing a new direction for progressive politics in Australia. Exit the ALP's traditional "deprivation model", characterised by values such as protection (of the working class) from exploitation and improved living conditions for the poor. Enter the counter-consumption model, where the destructive forces of consumer capitalism, fuelled by peoples' ever-increasing "material acquisitiveness", are kept under control by a more compassionate and forward-thinking government, lighting the way for a community-minded, family-friendly and cheerful populace.*

This sort of transformation would be a big ask for a party as bureaucratic and process driven (should I say Byzantine?) as the ALP. To begin with such a thorough re-evaluation of the party's foundations would have to be based on strong arguments, sound evidence and whatever the factional bovver boys thought was going to secure their power base. (A momentary lapse, I'm sorry.) Hamilton does not deny the existence of real deprivation and hardship in society. He just questions the extent to which it ought to motivate the social democratic agenda in a predominantly well off modern Australia.

Previously, when wealthy people made the decision to live beyond their means, their financial difficulties attracted little public sympathy. If they complained, it might be suggested that they consider living a little less grandly. Today, newspapers, commentators and political leaders depict the imagined financial difficulties of the wealthy as the result of hard times rather than inflated expectations. The problem thus becomes a matter of public concern. The real concerns of yesterday's poor have become the imagined concerns of today's rich.

Hamilton adds an interesting qualification here, namely that overplayed hardship can cause middle class people to have a warped understanding of their own economic position.

Some will react to these observations by claiming that, in arguing that its incidence is not as extensive as is widely believed, I am trivialising the problem of poverty. In fact, my intention is to counter the opposite tendency, that of talking up the extent of poverty in order to emphasise it moral and social urgency as a problem to be addressed. Too many social democrats adopt this tactic in the mistaken belief that inflating the problem will stimulate greater public sympathy and more government action. But it has quite the opposite effect: if everyone is struggling, there is nothing unique about the poor. And a middle class convinced that it is living in straitened times is more likely to vote for middle-class welfare, such as family payments and private health insurance rebates, than for poverty alleviation.

The central question of the essay is: what lies behind the fact (confirmed by numerous studies and surveys -- read the essay if you want details about sources) that increased prosperity in Australia over the past couple of decades has not been matched by increased happiness/wellbeing? Hamilton's answer is alienation. In searching for a purpose in life and an identity through which to meaningfully pursue that purpose, people have been captured by consumer capitalism. Confusion reigns: the neo-liberal idea that only the free market can ensure a fair balance between the demands of capital and the lifestyle needs of the citizenry responsible for its production has proven to be wrong; the so-called Third Way has fizzled due to lack of philosophical substance; and the traditional mainstays of social democracy** have been in a steady state of stress, if not decline, since the 70's (Hamilton cites Nixon's "decision in 1972 to abandon the global system of fixed exchange rates" as a turning point). And amid all this consumer culture has flourished. Strangely. But it has done so by preying on individual anxieties (break the person, bag the sale ... or something). This has left many people feeling trapped and alienated.

The task of the advertising industry is to uncover the complex set of feelings associated with particular products and to design marketing campaigns to appeal to those feelings. This is a challenge: consumers, for the most part, do not consciously understand what they want or why they want it. Prodigious intellectual and creative effort is poured into marketing, driven by the imperative of consumer capitalism. All aspects of human psychology -- our fears, our sources of shame, our sexuality, our spiritual yearnings -- are a treasure-house to be plundered in the search for a commercial edge.

This is not a conspiracy theory, mind, as the logic is clear: any sense of identity that is gained principally through the symbolic mix-and-match manufactured by marketeers must be false (Hamilton refers to the notion of "authentic selfhood" in this context). If it were not, then consumers, satisfied with a finite set of acquisitions - enough to support their lifestyle goals, say - would go home, run a bath and quit the game, or at least significantly reduce their involvement in the game. But this can't happen while the force of perpetual newness, often branded as a cult, continues to propell people back into the shopping malls and DFOs to upgrade their identity and buy buy buy.

So according to Hamilton the main focus of modern progressive politics should be liberating people from alienation. An important but marginal focus should continue to be the broad pursuit of social justice, particularly as it applies to the exigencies of poverty and workplace exploitation and oppression.


* For some reason, I'm reminded of the square dance patter call: All join hands and circle to the south / Get a little moonshine in your mouth.

** Such as state ownership of "strategic sectors of the economy", "greater equality in the distribution of resources and ... a welfare system that ... protect[s] the populace when capitalism fail[s] to provide a decent standard of living".

Not included in the Ergonica Weed Poetry Contest

... and not because it's not a poem ...

Crap poetry that does nothing to change my belief that this blog is an elaborate form of [insert adjective, e.g. mental] masturbation

A half-bent albino
Glances through his nose
A red-crested angel
Turns inside and goes

A quick-eyed queen
Taps her feet to rhyme
A wise-cracking deliverer
Struggles to find - the - time

A slick-haired nitpicker
Stands to announce
"Here the rhyming ends
Henceforth not an ounce (any more)"

The spirited people
Now take their cue
And move slowly
Toward the door

(He said no more)

The grip losers, ace servers
The untelevised turkey slappers
Press forward
In a squabbling mass

Bedlam besieges everyone
And peace
What peace?
Lunacy enlivens everyone

But then a freshly shorn head
Swings though the air
And only then
Alights on a shoulder
Shirtless, black, bare(ish)

Is this forgiveness
I gasp
On the very day I don't have a camera?

Personified (echo echo)

(Not even in my phone - no echos)

Or is it just another detachment
When I don't have a friend to miracle-share with?

Docking (echo echo, and a bit of steam)

Bloody shame all that

I walked past a boy

I walked past a boy this morning who was in a very sad state. He was hunched up in the corner of a bus shelter outside a busy inner urban cafe. His hands were blue and his body was so limp he looked like a rag doll. He appeared to be unconscious, or at least seriously alcohol or drug affected. The stub of a cigarette was just coming away from the index and middle fingers of his left hand and on the left knee of his freyed black tracksuit pants lay a pathetic-looking piece of fried bacon. I could not see his chest moving so I went inside the cafe, from where this boy was in full view of several customers, and suggested that an ambulance be called. The cafe owner was dismissive: "he's just pissed, he's always there". It was only when I mentioned the colour of his hands that the owner went out and shook the boy -- whose body responded with a kind of floppy lifelessness.

Thankfully, an ambulance was called (if I'd had a mobile or if nothing was done by the cafe owner, I would have arranged for this myself). A MICA station wagon from the Royal Melbourne Hospital was flying up Swanston street within seconds. Relief.

This was a distressing experience for a whole heap of reasons, not least the fact that so many people seemed so content just to let this faceless black lump of humanity (can I say that?) occupy a highly-visible bus shelter corner without even raising the alarm. In fact, it seemed to me that two twenty-something men in the cafe who were sitting right in front of the boy were almost entertained by the spectacle! Certainly they didn't approve of my vocal and insistent calls for the cafe owner to deal with it.

Another day in the city, I suppose.

Kickin' dust (or daisies or footballs)

He Saw

Miraculously, my friend Adam has seen some strange animal behaviour too. Can it be that this sort of thing is actually happening all the time, everywhere around us, but we are just not seeing it because we can't make sense of it?

I wonder where Adam was, to have seen that many unsuited monkeys ... a zoo maybe, a university laboratory, a jungle, a bible transcription warehouse ... and is he obliged to report* this potentially harmful conglomeration of dreamy, yet defiant, primatial nakedness?

One last question: are these monkeys on AWA's? Judging by the tone of their employer, it sounds like if they're not now they will be soon, god save them.


I saw a hundred monkeys on typewriters today
And they weren’t wearing suits
Pointing out their nakedness I insisted
“Find yourselves some uniforms or else find yourselves new work!”
And the monkeys gave no hoots

Dreaming free-spirited hallucinations
Bred from their rebellious act
These nine-to-fivers made art, though their suits had not attended
“Off with you!” I screamed, ‘Before the CEO finds out!”

But the monkeys dreamed on, un-offended


* To Channel 9, say, or Opus Dei.

I Saw

I saw a sheep on a bike today
It wasn't wearing a coat
Pointing to its back I said
"you'll get muck on that"
And the sheep began to float

Buoyant, fleecy loftiness
Peddling its bike in the ether
The coat-free sheep ascended
"Come down" I cried "or you'll get a sniffle"

But the sheep's big grin was unbended

I saw a dog on a scooter today
It wasn't wearing a helmet
Pointing to its head I cried
"It'll smash like an egg"
And the dog began to melt

Draining, sticky liquid
Pawing down the roadside
The helmetless dog descended
"Get out" I shouted "or you'll stain people's shoes"

But the dog's tail's wagginess was unended

I saw two fish on a whipper snipper today
Neither was wearing boots
Pointing to their feet I said
"They'll get chopped up like meat"
And the fish began to sniggle

Snickering, snorting aquaticness
Falling all over themselves
The titilated fish somersaulted
"Stop that" I yelled "or you'll spread marine levity"

But the fishs' mirth was unaltered

Unlikely messiah

Bob Dylan rarely leans over his front fence. And though he's got messy hair, he's always been an unlikely messiah (of folk music anyway).

I mean, what would some parent say to his kid if the kid came home with a glass eye, a Charlie Mingus record and a pocketful of feathers? He'd say, 'Who are you following?' And the poor kid would have to stand there with water in his shoes, a bow tie on his ear and soot pouring out of his belly button and say, 'Jazz. Father, I've been following jazz.'

Udo Bolts (GER)

Soon the world's attention will turn from the heavily-branded carnival that is World Cup Football to the MOST HEAVILY BRANDED SPORTING PHENOMENON IN THE UNIVERSE: the Tour de France. I love this event for thousands of reasons (including the gladiatorial mountain climbing contests between EPO-addled supermen). But I have a special interest in the diversity of competitors' names. Here's a selection from last year's installment:

Axel Merckx (BEL)
Georg Totschnig (AUT)
Inaki Isasi (SPA)
Dario Frigo (ITA)
Maxim Iglinski (KAZ)
Pietro Caucchioli (ITA)
Laszlo Bodrogi (HUN)
Joost Posthuma (NED)
Haimar Zubeldia (SPA)
Vladimir Karpets (RUS)
Beat Zberg (SWI)
Wim Vansevenant (BEL)

Ravens

Ruined station house

Well, it was on the old Ghan line . . . but I suppose it might have belonged to BT the nomad or his brother FRASER, the retired mill worker.

Swans

Funny forest

Emiliana Torrini is the fisherman's woman

Don't know if the last line of this song includes the words "my saver". The transcription was pretty straight forward apart from the last line. In a softer state of mind, I might imagine that my inability to capture this particular lyric is symbolic of something - e.g. I can't hear my saver or, worse, I can hear something but I'm not sure that it's my saver . . .

Lifesaver, your timing's really strange
Catch me later
But can you please be late

And it's funny how your thoughts
Think they're right at all
And its funny how your cause
Makes no sense at all

Lifesaver, let's play a little game
Catch me later
But make sure you be there late

And it's funny how it seems
You're doing things
And its funny how you find
Your peace of mind

Lifesaver, I'm cancelling our date
Lifesaver, its time you had a break

Lifesaver, I'm cancelling our date
Lifesaver, my saver

Who has the perfect face?

Researchers at the Perception Lab (echo echo) have used the judgements of a group of 34 young women to generate a composite image of the perfect male face. Tony Little, the principal research psychologist at said lab:

Women find femininity appealing in a male face because they said they associate it with co-operation, honesty and parental ability. Strongly masculine features are considered threatening and less attractive, but they still want some combination involving masculine features because they want dominance, too.

Now there's a trap for young players.

Picture a man, a slightly weepy character, who is young for his age and has a twitchy eyelid. This man has made a routine out of nibbling on bits of cake and fingering his ears while mumbling to himself in the company canteen at lunchtime.

Deep down he knows the truth: whatever revision of his personal history can be achieved by cake-fueled ear excavation will always, in the end, be overridden by the fact that on every day at school his sandwiches were taken from him by Bull Thompson, soaked in urine, and, moments before the bell, smeared in his face.

At university, this boy almost failed his first year of animal behaviour science because he was addicted to muscle milk and four different varieties of thermogenic fat burner. He hauled weights around his mother's walk-in wardrobe till four in the morning, six nights a week. He wolfed strange powders and pills with his banana porridge. He even pasted theatre hair above his lip to conceal an expanding fuzz of bum fluff. He paid particular attention to sculpting his face in the manner of a Schwarzenegger, a Pearce, a Brereton or, on some confusing days, all three at the same time. No amount of drug-enraged screaming from his sister (who only wore her Howard Cunningham mask inside the house) distracted him from his late-afternoon vanity mirror ritual of prodding and reshaping, twisting, tugging, kneading and hoping that it'd all be worthwhile in the end, that it'd all make him absolutely irresistible to the opposite sex . . . in the end.

But before it got too hard, he discovered god, bought a skateboard that he never used and moved in with his psychiatrist's dog obedience trainer.

"I don't know where it all came from / I think I dreamed about my home" - Grand Salvo (aka Paddy Mann)

This picture is intended to be ugly. It kind of says something about the city, about the city's brain, about my brain, A BRAIN, that can fragment without warning and inhabit hundreds of little pokey compartments and sub-compartments that are damp and cold and don't have any toilets. Each place has many dimensions and can be seen from many perspectives. Each place is filled with the chatter of peculiar voices and the fleetingness of peculiar faces -- if I let myself think that way.

I don't want to think that way, not all the time anyway. And yet some days the will to rise above the tangled-up metropolitan world, the desire also, is just so hard to draw on.

Somehow, if only obliquely, Paddy Mann captures this. His words are beautiful: "It's like knowing a language that nobody speaks / or building a house where no one will live / it's the work of a lifetime that no one will read ... I remember when we used to sit / And the silence would be so complete and so sweet."

My abdomen is full of bile

Country town

Original photograph by Rob Taggert

"Once we were all clouds"

Sumo stencil, acid tree

John Howard's boss

It's not every day you meet the Governor General, not on half-returned Aboriginal land anyway. I'm pleased to say that I recently had this honour. I shook His Excellency's hand and called him mate at a place called Iga Warta* in the Northern Flinders Ranges. He was on a ten-day jam-packed promotional tour of the outback which would pass through Birdsville, Charleville and Longreach, having already paused at Port Augusta and Wilpena. Among an entourage of 11 persons (according to the Herald Sun, and not including media reps) was a vice regal physiotherapist, whose job, I can only assume, was to keep the former SAS commander's body limber so that he could move from admiring subject to deferential subject secure in the knowledge that if he should slip a disc or pull a hamstring, a deep tissue massage would be only a yelp away. No one would know better than the distinguished Military Cross awardee and former resident of Wiluna just how physically demanding it can be to shake the hands of unwashed well-wishers while offering them tedious anodyne platitudes about values, prosperity and cultural understanding.

Of course, the size of the entourage was entirely fitting for the Queen's antipodean milk monitor. There was a small (but muscular) posse of police and army personnel, a clutch of pointy-faced minions, Ted Egan, Ted Egan's wife and some born-to-rule-looking kids wearing moleskins and expensive riding boots.

Fair enough I don't hear tax-paying republicans say. But a physiotherapist?

That said, he was quite a nice bloke.

* A settlement within Nantawarrina, the first (SA) Indigenous Protected Area, declared in August 1998.

More than can be imagined

Richard Dawkins explains that for beavers, dam-building is hard wired in the brain.

I have seen a remarkable film of captive beavers imprisoned in a bare, unfurnished cage, with no water and no wood. The beavers enacted, 'in a vacuum', all the stereotyped movements normally seen in natural building behaviour when there is real wood and real water. They seem to be placing virtual wood into a virtual dam wall, pathetically trying to build a ghost wall with ghost sticks, all on the hard, dry, flat floor of their prison. One feels sorry for them: it is as if they are desperate to exercise their frustrated dam-building clockwork.

It is also true that if you leave a politician in a cage, he will eventually start to build a constituency out of thin air. He may even go as far as to manipulate the phantom relationships he has conjured to become a sort of pathetic dictator, a father of thin air.

The hidden effects of global warming

I was thinking today about a person who used to hide liquorice allsorts in her glove box. But (sigh) global warming has stopped all that.

It used to have class

I spotted a review on the weekend of a book called Striptease: the Untold History of the Girlie Show. Of course, before reading anything I arranged for a priest to sit beside me, mash his rosaries, rock backwards and forwards, catch globs of milky vomit in his mouth and sermonise interminably about blind people with "overworked fertility instruments" (in his case "futility", I jested). But when, eventually, I was permitted to read the sinful bits of the review free of millennia of trans-generational guilt (he fell asleep), I was quite taken by the following description of a couple of old time burlesque acts:

Blaze Starr tied small pieces of steak to her bra and panties before allowing a black panther to slink onstage to nibble them off. Diane Ross ... did an act in which her pet monkeys, Tweaky and Squeaky, took off her clothes, and sometimes their own.

Move aside Sam Kekovich. Fearsome and funny animals, scantily clad women and meat. I see a whole new concept in vegetarian vilification. And good on you Tweaky and Squeaky! If you were alive today, you could have shown Bubbles a good time (bless him).

Grievous Bodily Vomit

KP, a dangerous love

Huddling past your big house
Doubling on their craving
While you who have it all
Gnaw their last life saving

Blackeyed and breathing
Slavering on their (good) name
While you who have it all
Stalk their unsouled shame

But a back will turn eventually
On perimeters and stone
While you who have it all
FLAILHOOT their hunt to own

And a fire will feed eventually
On greedy little feet
While you who have it all
Burn them off your street

Glyphs in space

Imagine a place where everyone is known by a single letter or symbol. Imagine coastal nursing homes filled to bursting with reconstructed battlers dying slowly of affluenza, all or most of them still choosing to be known as "I".

Uranus's symbol is upside down, surely, and Pluto's, fittingly enough*, looks like a pre-teen protesting about the cold. My favourite is the moon's, obviously.



This reminds me of a spirited (read sad) discussion I once had with a group of friends about the personalities, mannerisms, morals, lifestyles etc. of each letter of the English alphabet. I won't go into the details but I remember getting particularly passionate about the letter "E". This was a conniving little fellow, I argued, who was always looking for an advantage and never respected other letters simply for who they were.

Changing the subject, here is more of the devil spawn Yogi Logo warned me about. Lunar Brogue, projected onto spheres and shot into deep space. Don't know why my bedside radio caught fire this morning. Or perhaps it was all in my head.



* Just before you have your milk . . . "Since Pluto is the furthest, darkest, coldest planet, it was given the name of the god of the underworld, where the Romans thought the souls of the dead went after they died. The name also honours Percival Lowell, who was responsible for the search for the new planet. (Sadly, however, Lowell's search was unsuccessful as he suffered a rare illness called Ingemar Syndrome which prevented him from distinguishing with any consistency between planets and tennis balls.)"

Yogi Logo, the people's prophet

Most people who buy into them (and don't we all) seem to be happy. I asked the Yogi and he said this is not true. He said people are fools and cannot be told. He said that they are being used by The Brand to promote unattainable ideals. He sold me a t-shirt which read "People are Fools and Cannot be Told". The dye runs but I'm too ashamed to do anything.

Persecution peps the muse

Rosemary Neill interviewed a certain Bunyah resident for the Weekend Australian. Here's my take.

Les Murray, word contortionist and sometime preambler, was mercilessly bullied at school, "mostly at the hands of girls who sexually humiliated him". At the same time, when he was 12, his mother died. She was "tired of living after three consecutive miscarriages". And while for a time the boy was able to suppress the notion that his mother had chosen death over him, his mind eventually yielded, causing a nine year onslaught of depression that started when he was in his late 40's.

A symptom of this was what might be called persecution awareness (I'll avoid using the word anxiety) whose source, at least from the outside, was clear. Murray had never been shy in sharing his views on issues such as feminism, multiculturalism, aboriginal reconciliation etc. -- issues on which, it is fair to say, this country's cashmere horde has a strong consensus. Whether or not he cared about the establishment's unsympathetic attitude to his conservative opinions is a story I can't tell. But at the same time as the poet was being feted by the world's literary elite, he was convinced that he was hated: "I thought I had two or three friends in the world and that I was a national pariah".

And though he's mellowed a bit now, he's still an outsider, proud to be the bush bard bucking the the cultural norms of an arts community that has adopted him, begrudgingly mostly, as an errant yet magnificently talented country cousin.

This got me thinking. Maybe Murray has been enlivened by the freedom of his place beyond the boundary. A freedom which may owe its existence, ironically enough, to his persecution as a boy and later as an opinionated adult fulminating against the Australia Council and political correctness. His views about white Australians hiding their aboriginal ancestry, for example, are intriguing. "He calls the disguising of indigenous bloodlines by whites 'the great secret, covered up'". So interested is he in the possibility of a personal ancestral connection to aboriginal Australia, he's planning to undergo genetic testing!

Vaguely beachy